Fountain of Youth
John Kelleher who is still sneaky good for his age… must have had a sip from the “Fountain of Youth” before last week’s game, as one of the league’s most senior veterans, he had a game to remember, when he (was) the offense for the First Responders.
John (2-goals, 1-assist) scored a beautiful goal on AJ Larabee as he patiently stick-handled just four feet in front of AJ waiting to pick his spot on him. “Mr Market Basket” figured in all 3-goals for his teams win.
Our favorite comic Elder “Elderberry” Lopes also joined John on the scoring sheet with (1-goal, 2-asists) with his single goal being a blast for the GWG. I know what your thinking, but “Elderberry” is famous for his delicious “Turnovers”… but make no mistake that Portuguese kid from Somerville can shoot too.
Final Four?
Finally, after a 6-game drought, Mike “Poopsie” Duggan found the back of the net with just under 2-minutes left to play in the first period, for his fourth goal of the season. Let’s hope it’s not his “Final Four” during his personal “March Madness”.
Mike, who will help the ALD Mike Naczas win various bets and a 1099 from the league has just 4-goals after 8-games (0.50 GFA). Averaging a ½ goal per game will get him to 7.5-goals on the season and that’s a great season for the average player, bit its less than 50% of his 18-goal challenge.
Once a 30-goal scorer, the pressure of the challenge may be getting to him. “Poopsie” needs to start having 2-goal games from here on out to stay on pace. Remember that time he scored 6-goals in one game (an uncertified league record) against Sean Roach.
In case you want some inspiration: 6-goals
Sean remembers, that’s why you have zero against him this season… but good news you get another crack at him on Week #14 (Let’s hope your close to 18 by then, and that Rob Sheridan is in Florida that weekend golfing)
Family Ties
Keeping it in the family… Tony Fosco took out his own cousin and teammate Tony Mastrocola with a high stick to the dome last week.
With the “Family Ties”… the league is starting an investigation on another family member Johnny Mastrocola to see if any foul play by Cousin Tony was involved in his season ending injury.
Since moving all three cousins to one team, it didn’t work out as well as the other infamous “Paisano” combination (De Luca – Tammaro – Cassano). Johny went down a few times before having to call it a season with an upper body injury. “Brother Tony” was left all alone with “Cousin Tony”, and he seems to have lost his scoring touch with 0-points on the season (thus far).
Which leads us to believe that Tony Fosco (once a sniper) now with just 2-goals, might be the “root cause” of the family downfall.