Last “Poo Puns” 2026
To use the last Poo Bears “Puns of the season”… The Poo Bears “Kicked the Shit out of the Revolution 6-1” for their final regular season meeting. It’s not like the Poo Bears played spectacular without their leaders Dave Costa and Rob Sheridan… It’s just The Revolution “Stunk it up and played like shit”
Rick Cassano played like “His Shit don’t stink” with his 5-point game (2-goals & 2-assists) from someone who basically should win the “Not on the radar” Award … as he’s been a regular season ghost these past two seasons.
Meanwhile Mike Naczas is up to his knees in “Shitty Assists” as somehow (and we don’t know how) he’s only 1-point away from tying the top spot on the leaderboard… and 2-points away from becoming the leader, and he’s had (2) 3-point games in recent weeks.
Can all of this come full circle as the defending champs and their unsanctioned “Shitty Championship Hats” look to repeat as champs without their captain Dave Costa who’s out for the season with his “Crappy Medical Condition”.
Assist Tricks
Both Mike Naczas and Leo Trombley had a couple of “Assist Tricks” as they both used last Saturday’s bout to pad their stats with 3-assists (each) before the season ends.
Lets not forget these two stepped up bigtime in the absence of their leaders… and lets also not forget that (if) the Poo Bears get to the finals, and Leo’s wife Adina shows up… bet the Farm, the House, and the kids college funds on a Poo Bears victory as she is “Perfect” like the Roadrunners in watching Championship games.
Revolting Revolution
Without their leading scorer (no not Jim Barber)… were talking about Scotty Daniliuk who’s been MIA on IR for the past few weeks, The Revolution have been revolting.
They have one last game to, not get out of the basement… as they own the #6 seed for the playoffs. But they do have one last week to play as a team and get ready to do battle in the playoffs, whereas you know… “Anything is Possible!!!” ~ Kevin Garnett
They picked up a late replacement and a #1 defenseman in Derek Donnegan, and goaltender Scotty Rosato is more than capable of stealing games… The Revolutions #1 priority is to score goals and gel as a team before heading into battle next week.