and "LeDom".., if you do start clapping chalk before the game.., please don’t do it on the dek. Remember we have some very senior players could slip, fall and breaka hip.
And please don’t start showing up in flashy suits or hats with feathers in them either.
GWG x2
The season of “Wow” continues as… “Wow!!”.., Gary “Stonehands” Goodwin gets his 2nd Overtime win this season. (Yes!) You heard me correctly… “Stonehands” has 2 GWG in OT.
Gary can thank teammate Elder Lopes for getting away with burying Jim Barber in front of their own net.., and as Jim laid face down in agony the fight for the ball continued around his face (without a whistle) moments before Gary was sprung on a 2-on-1 in combination with a bad ReUnited defensive change to get the game winner in OT and AARP player of the week,
APB
The Saugus Police have notified by the Over-30 League to post an “All-Points Bulletin” to be on the lookout for Ray Nickerson’s “Scoring Touch”
The last few weeks “The Boss” hasn’t been able to convert the spoon-fed passes coming his way from “The Great One” Matt Iannello or any other of his ReUnited teammates for that matter. Ray’s teammates are experiencing that feeling that Ray has been complaining about since 1992 of getting “F**K out of an assist”.
The question is: Is Ray trying to sabotage the IOC scoring since Matty plays for Team Italy and Ray is on Team Mongrel? Or is Ray sick of watching his former title of “All-time Leading Assists” grow further and further away from him like Joe Shannon’s “All-time Leading Goal” ~ both stolen by “The Great One” Matt Iannello
Missing Person
Dominic “LeDom” DeFrancisco also visited the Saugus Police Department after his game last week.
“LeDom” filed a missing person report for one Antonio “Tony” Medeiros as his is claiming that someone has kidnapped “Tony” and his goals production this season and replaced him with an imposter.
To prove his theory.., Dominic offer “Tony” a shot of Rumchata after the game.., and “Tony” politely declined and asked if he had any Peroni instead. Which a true Portagee would never do.
“LeDom” is now convinced that the “Tony” imposter with 0-points might be of Italian descent and a plant from Team Italy to derail Team Portugal from the IOC competition.
If you see the real Antonio “Tony” Medeiros.., tell him to start shooting and scoring more.
Chasing 508
Joe Shannon missed another prime opportunity to gain on the “All-time Leading Goals” leader Matty Iannello.
The “Great One” pitched another 0-4 shutout performance with 1-assist.., but you’re not chasing assists Joe.., you’re chasing goals and last week Last Call Goaltender Jake Brum was handing them out like candy in his 5-2 loss against your team. You could have easily had a pair or even three if you showed up.
Home & Home Series
Just a reminder that this weekend is the first ever “Home & Home” series.., where you play the same opponent both days.
