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| "Maybe Matt should reconsider putting on that goalie equipment?" |
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| "Alby - Hurry up so I can get some warm-ups in! Don't pull a Gardynski on me!" |
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| "A hockey puck "allegedly" caused this black eye? Rumor has it that Scott's youngest son Joseph (who is about the same size as Scott by the way) has a mean right hook. |
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| "The blind leading the blind in pre-game stretching and warming up? - Whose leading WHO?" |
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| "OMG dad, I can't believe my eyes, it's Papa Smurf come to life, right in front of me. I always thought he was a cartoon character. Hey, where's his red stocking hat? Do you think he would give me his autograph if I asked him politely?" |
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| "Ah s*&@ why is HE the first guy I have to face in warm-ups? Okay, just keep repeating to yourself, if I make the save off the living legend, then I can stop anybody in this old man's league." |
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| "so let me see, if I keep my left shoulder down more and have my body follow through towards the goalie, then even I can be a superstar scorer in the Over-30 league like my idol Joe Shannon." |
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| "Dave, for the last time, your shot has to go here into the net, not over the net. I can't be wasting my time every game showing you how to actually score. You need to start doing this on your own. Now practice on the open net for now." |
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| "Greg, let's clarify one thing here. You can't afford to miss any games. I can't take on that responsibility of defensive leader. I am too old, too slow, limited in skills, can't play all those minutes, and I am a one trick pony with only my lethal ass checks effectively moving those guys from the front of the net." |
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| "I don't know if I have the heart to disappoint them and tell them that Doug won't be playing tonight. Where's Joe, I need him to step up tonight for the good of this team." |
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| "I am so tired of having to face all those shots and giving up all those goals. Let me give you a little taste of the pain that I feel after every game playing goalie for this team. Either you start doing your job and lead this band of misfit defensemen in front of me or you will pay the PRICE, I can promise you that." |
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| "The moment that EVERY goalie is the Over-30 league fears the most!" |
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| "How bad has it gotten waiting for Cooch to get his ass into the faceoff circle? It is taking so long now, the rest of the players have walked off the rink from waiting so long." |
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| "Will the REAL Assistant League Director PLEASE Stand Up!" |
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| "If you ever attack me out on that floor again, and beat me up in front of all these guys again, we will have issues." |
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| "Okay should I go off and smash the glass now or wait until they score a goal off me?" |
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| "Just keep repeating to yourself follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road." |
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| "You call this a first line?" |
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| "Little boy blue just needs to get himself a matching royal blue hat and he will be color coordinated." |
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| "Okay Dave here's the plan, you and I take over this team and run it. We don't need Franco and Dave." |
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